Friday, October 30, 2009

Tired of your average Jack O'Lantern?




Carve yourself a Thing In A Jar for Halloween!

You Will Need:

- an empty jar
- enough water to fill the jar
- some yellow food colouring
- 1-2 medium to large potatoes
- a paring knife and/or carving tools
- vegetable peeler
- toothpicks or straight pins
- paper and pen
- cauliflower pieces and/or bits of other white or pale vegetables (optional)

Step 1)

Peel the potato. With the paring knife and other tools carve the potato into the shape of your Thing. For example if you want a three-headed fetal pig for your jar, carve some legs and a little head into your potato. Just make sure it will fit into the mouth of your jar!

It's ok if things look a little wonky, like the legs are mismatched or you accidentally cut a bit off - remember you are making a freakish monstrosity, it's supposed to look misshapen. Re-attach severed or extra limbs with a bit of toothpick (good way to attach those extra pig heads). Insert one end of the toothpick into the limb and the other into the main body of the potato. Same with the bits of cauliflower or other veggies (tiny bits of cauliflower make cool looking "horns")

Be as elaborate or simplistic as you want just remember to BE CAREFUL WITH THE SHARP TOOLS. We don't want there to be any REAL severed limbs in your jar.

Step 2)

Once you have your "Thing" carved, very gently place it inside your jar. Fill the jar with water and add a few drops of yellow food colouring to give that preserving-fluid-look. Stir gently to disperse colouring.

Step 3)

Make up a suitably freakish name for your "Thing" like "Fetal Three-Headed Devil Pig", write a label with said name on it and place jar and label somewhere you can admire your Thing In A Jar.

(Note: Like a Jack O'Lantern, with just water in the jar you sadly won't be able to keep your "Thing" forever. Keep an eye on things and after a few days to a week or so empty out your jar before it gets too gross in there.)

Enjoy and Happy Halloween!



PS. If anyone actually tries this please send pics - it would be great to post a full menagerie of jarred creatures!